PelvicThrusters's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[fighting?]

Wow

Awesome!

You are like.. Teh flash king.

Lol

Uhh...
Roffle.

Hax?

HoboPorn responds:

oh shit it is hax.
strawberry clock aint got nutin on me.

[TANKMEN 1.5]

Another win.

Excellent graphics, and funny as hell.

Works really well, particularly with the tie ins to the first episode.
And is there any better final line that "Not anymore bitch" ?

I award you 4 and a half internets.

[happy clock day '07.]

Just one problem

You have to set your audio to "stream" not "loop" or it gets really fucking annoying

yam responds:

That is the whole point :P

[HAPPY CLOCKDAY 2006!1!]

Put some effort in

Look around and you will see all the clock day flashes that are actually doing well people have put some effort into, if at the very least its a basic animation.

This is just attention whoring and a poor attempt to jump on a bandwagon so you can say you have a flash in the portal.

You ruined clockday you clockgrinch.

AUb responds:

Clockday is about spamming th portal with flashes, no matter the quality.
Read the history of clocks or Tiem magazine.
You sad person.

yes, it's TIEM not time!

[Zero VS Nightmare Zero]

Heres some pointers.

You are doing pretty well with the sprite animation.

But people don't like sprites without voice acting.

You need to act out these characters and put in some background music. then you may pass

[(halo) The Fall of Earth]

What in the hell

I am as big as a halo fan as the next guy,
And this looks pretty good
But in a few short tweens you have managed to anally rape the halo franchise

I am just going to nitpick about the things annoying me the most

You have a few little phantoms flying around in space, then you have a captial ship half the size.

They are called capital ships for a reason, they don't send out fleets of them

Then you had a whole fuckload of banshees flying pointlessly and blowing up, then capital ships again! the size of the banshees this time!

See covenant, this is what happens when you put cotton capital ships in the washing machine

spesalfred responds:

Im sorry, would you kept everything on the same scale? Obviously those ships were closer to the observer. Would you have preferred to see tiny dots flying around, or gigantic capital ships that take an hour to pass the screen.

[Fire Stick 2]

Damn it

Luckily, I couldn't find something sharp,
though peircing out my own eyeballs would be preferrable to watching this.

So, how did you import manure into flash?

[Links Adventure Part 1]

Stop Drop and close flash

Ha!
I know the exact tutorial you stole the only decent piece of animation in this from!

You really need to improve your graphics and style, And get someone else to do your voice acting, you sounded like goldencat!

[Halo: Pramape 343GS]

No, just no.

People have commented on the graphics of this, you have one half decent character model, that all you do is tween.
You have a few badly draw enemies
and a screenshot of the backgrounds from halo.

Its really not funny, not even a chuckle.

You take the audio from the game and make stupid jokes about it that a lab rat would sigh at.

Really, half arsed effort.
Kind of dissapointing

[Egg]

HAHAHA

Violence is hilarious!
Great work.